Scenes From a Pink Bench

Dum Dee Dum sitting on a bench. La ti da sitting on a bench....

Hey, Bubba. You have something in your mouth...here let me help you take it out.

There isn't that better? Why do you need this thing? What's so great about this thing? Wait, why are you crying?

Wow! I gave it back and he's still crying! Can you beat that?

Well, I guess that's that! What to do, what to do?